A poem for Gwenpool

Everything about you makes my heart quiver in excitement

Your smile makes my soul melt

There’s truly no one else like you

You mean everything to me

And I want to give you my whole life

Your love for comic books make you shine like a star

And your leotard makes your presence burn brighter

The pages of your book are like a glazed honey

And your personality bursts with the richness of chocolate lava cake

When you use your katanas on villains it makes me cheer

And when you use your guns you look like a Greek statue

Your cheerfulness can make any bad day seem wonderful

And you break the 4th wall better than anyone else

Your existence makes life worth living

And I want to be there for every second of it

A poem for Zone-Tan

My dearest goth girl

I love basking in your presence

Your confidence illuminates the world around you

And your sly grin makes my knees feel like mashed potatoes

The cocky attitude you carry with you is endearing like chocolate flavored gummy bears

And your voice is like warm creamy marshmallows

When you sing your heart out, all feels right in the world

You have a more angelic voice than Morgan Freeman

Your bantering skills are some of the greatest

And your unapologetically horny attitude is attractive like French fries dipped in McFlurry

There is no one who brings me warmth and joy like you

You complete my existence

My world is a better place with you in it

And my soul cries out for your love